# What's your Knock Knock joke of the day?

**URL:** <https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091>\
**Category:** Updates\
**Tags:** knock-knock\
**Created:** [November 1, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091 "2020-11-01T06:43:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![aiyappa.k](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/aiyappa.k/32/1893_2.png) [@aiyappa.k](https://community.goniyo.com/u/aiyappa.k)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/1 "2020-11-01T06:43:54Z")

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**Author:** ![aiyappa.k](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/aiyappa.k/32/1893_2.png) [@aiyappa.k](https://community.goniyo.com/u/aiyappa.k)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 6:44am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/2 "2020-11-01T06:44:15Z")

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**Author:** ![abhishekkhandal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/abhishekkhandal/32/1133_2.png) [@abhishekkhandal](https://community.goniyo.com/u/abhishekkhandal)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/3 "2020-11-01T13:34:26Z")

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Knock knock  
Who’s there?

Knock knock  
WHO’S THERE???

**Annie**

**Annie** who?

**ANNIE YOU DO I DO BETTER THAN YOU** 🤪

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**Author:** ![imashish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/0ea827/32.png) [@imashish](https://community.goniyo.com/u/imashish)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/4 "2020-11-01T15:15:28Z")

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Knock knock  
Who’s there?

Vimal  
Vimal who?

Vimal, daane daane mein kesar ka dum​:joy:😂

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**Author:** ![Rehnuma\_Ali](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/rehnuma_ali/32/122_2.png) [@Rehnuma\_Ali](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Rehnuma_Ali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/5 "2020-11-02T05:52:08Z")

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Knock knock.  
Who’s there?  
Tank.  
Tank who?  
You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![Rehnuma\_Ali](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/rehnuma_ali/32/122_2.png) [@Rehnuma\_Ali](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Rehnuma_Ali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/6 "2020-11-02T05:52:39Z")

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Knock knock.  
Who’s there?  
Cash.  
Cash who?  
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

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**Author:** ![Rehnuma\_Ali](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/rehnuma_ali/32/122_2.png) [@Rehnuma\_Ali](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Rehnuma_Ali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/7 "2020-11-02T05:53:14Z")

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Knock knock.  
Who’s there?  
Etch.  
Etch who?  
Bless you, friend.😂😂

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**Author:** ![Rehnuma\_Ali](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/rehnuma_ali/32/122_2.png) [@Rehnuma\_Ali](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Rehnuma_Ali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/8 "2020-11-02T05:53:51Z")

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Knock knock.  
Who’s there?  
Europe.  
Europe who?  
No I’m not!😂😆

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**Author:** ![Rehnuma\_Ali](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/rehnuma_ali/32/122_2.png) [@Rehnuma\_Ali](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Rehnuma_Ali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/9 "2020-11-02T05:54:38Z")

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Knock knock.  
Who’s there?  
A little old lady.  
A little old lady who?  
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.😂

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**Author:** ![Rehnuma\_Ali](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/rehnuma_ali/32/122_2.png) [@Rehnuma\_Ali](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Rehnuma_Ali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/10 "2020-11-02T05:55:10Z")

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Knock,  
knock  
Who’s  
there?  
Quiche  
Quiche  
who?  
Can  
I  
have  
a  
hug  
and  
a  
quiche?😂😂😂😂😂

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**Author:** ![Avneet\_kaur\_Sahni](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/avneet_kaur_sahni/32/1717_2.png) [@Avneet\_kaur\_Sahni](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Avneet_kaur_Sahni)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 11:18am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/11 "2020-11-02T11:18:41Z")

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

2020

20-20 go away, all humans want to play!

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**Author:** ![ashishjogi9](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/ashishjogi9/32/682_2.png) [@ashishjogi9](https://community.goniyo.com/u/ashishjogi9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/12 "2020-11-04T01:21:47Z")

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Knock knock

Kaun hai?

Bola

Kaun bola??

Kaun bola kaun bola… Apna time aayega

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**Author:** ![ashishjogi9](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/ashishjogi9/32/682_2.png) [@ashishjogi9](https://community.goniyo.com/u/ashishjogi9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/13 "2020-11-04T01:26:04Z")

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Who let’s the dog out who who 🐕😂

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**Author:** ![Mirza\_Sarkar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex021/user_avatar/community.goniyo.com/mirza_sarkar/32/1735_2.png) [@Mirza\_Sarkar](https://community.goniyo.com/u/Mirza_Sarkar)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 5:06pm UTC](https://community.goniyo.com/t/whats-your-knock-knock-joke-of-the-day/4091/14 "2020-11-04T17:06:03Z")

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Knock knock.  
Who’s there?  
00  
who 00  
007 James Bond!
